So a bunch of guys in dresses (and Hylo/Ryuu, which was a bit perplexing) went off last night to Cam's bacheler party. They were going to a strip club or SOME stupid shit like that.
Did I go? No. I could smell the damage control from eight miles away. I stayed in and read some Sun Tzu and I enjoyed it, dammit.
Turns out that, AS ALWAYS, I was dead right, though it's a bit sad I apparently missed August whoring out half the state.
Wedding tonight. Excited. Only going to bring three knives, as a courtesy. Hey, I don't have a wedding gift, it's the best I can do.
Oh, it was the predictable sort of drunken bachelor party debauchery. You would've had fun. You could've stayed and talked to the ladies if you didn't want to flirt with the men.
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Admit it: you'd screw me in that dress. I saw your eyes light up when I ripped my skirt getting into the limo.
ReplyDeleteDrunken debauchery? Cam, I am the prudiest prude that ever pruded.
ReplyDelete...that made more sense in my head. LIKE MOST THINGS I SAY!
My eyes were lighting up with pity. Sorry to rain on your parade, August.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Hylo was prettier. So ha.
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Denial~!
There's no such thing as 'eyes lighting up with pity,' you know~ But I do have to admit, Hylo stole the show with her little ensemble.
Just admit it, darling. <3 Everybody else did. Nobody will judge you~
It is quite correct that nobody will judge me, because it isn't true. But hey- no, you're absolutely right, you put on woman's clothing and quite suddenly my sexuality is thrown upside down. And since it was "hahano" to start, that's quite an accomplishment. No wonder you got about eight hundred people in your bed that night.
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Ahahah Oh goodness thank you, Konaa. I do try and make myself look good.
ReplyDeleteIt was lots of fun.
Hey now, even in my hung over stupor I know when I'm being lied to. I know for a fact that Spencer wouldn't let anybody into my bed, especially when I'm drunk and especially when they're from a gay bar.
ReplyDelete(Aside from himself, of course.)
But I know when I'm going to lose an argument. There's no need to be hostile.
I think you are seriously overestimating how seriously I am taking this, August. If I were actually offended it would make me a bit of a homophobe. Which I am not. I hate both genders equally.
ReplyDeleteHow horribly misanthropic. Honestly, I was only teasing. I'm sorry I've upset you, really; I meant nothing by it.
ReplyDeleteYOU HAVE NOT UPSET ME, DUDE. I tangle with psychos what look like they dressed up for a V for Vendetta photoshoot on a seven day basis. I'm hard to upset.
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ReplyDeleteI have too. Thatdoesn'tmeanyoucan'tbeupset and it's hard to glean tone over the comments and - and you're usually so grumpy.
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Ahem, I am NEVER grumpy. My mood is always jovial and upright. I am the fucking Santa Claus of the bloggers, always giving out some laugh sound effect that isn't a real laugh sound and slapping my oversized belly.
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ReplyDeleteI'm going to go see Doc now and get that stuff for my head and maybe make a protein shake. I think the pineapple in the fridge is still good. D:
JOVIALITY, AUGUST. JOVIALITY!
ReplyDeleteMr. Konaa, I have an interesting piece of news to deliver to you. As long as you are in, hrm, Vermont, would you mind meeting with me tomorrow? I will email you the details.
ReplyDeleteUrm, alright. I'll...email you first, how about that? There might be a bit of a problem with this.
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ReplyDeleteWere you bullying August?
... NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. See you at the pary tonight, hotstuff. >:3