Tuesday, November 6, 2012

So I hear there's an election going on or something?

But nobody's asking the question I want the answer to: What the fuck are YOU GUYS gonna do about these goddamn maniacs running around?  Probably nothing's my guess.  Which is exactly why I don't give a shit.  I will be concerned with the economy once I've secured my future as one where I am not eaten alive.

(I'd also love to know their positions on secret divisions of the FBI meant to research a cryptid.  wouldn't THAT make for an amusing debate)

21 comments:

  1. You should know that it is not a Cryptid if you found one. That's not how that word works.

    Now get in the pot and salt yourself, the monsters are hungry.

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    1. Man don't you have anything better to do than hang around correcting vocabulary? It's just not very scary, it makes me think of an english teacher coming at me with a dictionary.

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    2. Depending on the teacher, that can be scary.

      *JP

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    3. Who needs to be scary, Seriously? Not mandatory.

      Now about that dictionary...

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    4. Good to see a proxy with a half-functioning sense of humor. There might be hope for you yet.

      As for the cryptid campaigns, I can see it now:

      "Vote for me and I promise to bring the Rake to justice! [Insert opposing candidate's name] is a Slender Man supporter. You really want a stick worshiper in office?"

      I know, it's not that funny. Sounded better in my head.

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  2. Just checking something. Made a comment earlier, but it got deleted.

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  3. Hey, anyone got advice to what should I do when Slender Man starts hunting me? He hasn't gone after me for a long time since I learned about him, but I am betting that it is just a matter of time before he comes after me. Also, running away won't help. I can't financially support myself right now.

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    1. ...Sad to say, it varies from person to person as to what works. One thing I'll say is, don't listen to any idiots sending you threatening messages or telling you to give up. Just try to live your life as normally as you can. It may not seem like much...but if you try not to let it get to you, you have power over him, if only a little.

      Above all else, don't give up. You'll be in my thoughts.

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    2. Yeah, that's not power you have over Him. That is power you have over yourself.

      Rest assured, you have no power over Him.

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    3. The peanut gallery may move along now.

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    4. How original, Fracture. Thanks for responding Konaa. Keep on living.

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    5. If you want originality, I suggest you go play in the snow or study finger prints.

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  4. I always hate election time, bunch of bullshit in my opinion.

    The constant mail spam does not held either.

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  5. Finally someone who isn't all ridiculously kill happy who's firmly not on the side of the monster. And you're still alive, so that's a plus.

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    1. I would be pretty kill sad if I killed at all, it's true.

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    2. You and me both. But everyone I find is either a proxy or has a gun. So it's good to find a third category.

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  6. I guess you were right Konaa. I did get my chance for freedom (if limited).

    And I'm going to enjoy it while it lasts.

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