Some sort of weird black mist's rolled
into town. I say "town" about as loosely as possible, mind
you, because it's more like a bunch of wrecked buildings in the
middle of goddamn nowhere. At any rate, I'm not goin down there to
find out what the happy stuff is, I'm perching my ass up here where
safety is ambiguous, not non-existent.
Okay I just saw something move down there. Yeah. I'm just gonna be Batman for now.
Here's the thing: Cosmic Entity #2 doesn't appear thrilled that I refused his job offer. He's not been around in a while, and I think this mist may be his doing, as well. Must be trying to pressure me. Hey buddy, that's coercion and it's illegal in the US of A. Of course, I say “he” when it's more like an “it.” Whatever.
So that's its game. Leave me to die if I don't change my mind. I don't know about you guys, but I'm not happy about my chances at fighting monsters. At this point, I have enough experience with self defense to not be scared of whatever masked knife wielding joker is after me today. Hell, I did pretty damn good against those FBI guys. I do not have a good track record with monsters, though. Whether they be giant murderous trees or masquerading as businessmen.
The mist is rising. Okay, June, think. There's nothing you can't weasel your way out of.
Hang the fuck in there kid, you can do this
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Um...good luck?
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